ATTENTION! ATTENTION EVERYONE! I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU!

Something Secret!

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Are you listening? Hello? Giant Lopez? Angry grumpy-man?

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I-lost-Fluffy!.... Again!

EVERYONE EVERYONE LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!

[Wildly the camera swings, coming into focus on a large orange dragon taking a nap on what can only be assumed was once a bed. Its laying on its side, head propped up with its arm, and the end of its tail twitches occasionally.]

I FOUND OUT WHAT MY BALLS DO!

[The camera swings again- passing over a pile of open red- ( Read more... )

Heeeeere puppy-puppy-puppy--! I HAVE COOKIES FOR YOU-- AND JUICE!

[Remember that add in the classifieds? The one about the giant three headed dog? Well, Caboose wants it, and is now scouring the lower Zones for his soon-to-be puppy. From what the camera is showing, right now he is looking behind a dumpster- now under- now in it.]

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[Caboose is wandering Zone Five, pausing periodically in his exploration to make comments on the things he encounters. At some point, he tumbles down a building or two, turning on his first-person camera. Waltzing around some more (not the least bit un-steady), he comes across a door finds interesting, and promptly walks right into it.]

*THUMP*

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